Ladies Keeping it Funky
For Customs, Questions, or suggestions, email me at jimbrownski79@gmail
For Customs, Questions, or suggestions, email me at jimbrownski79@gmail
Melissa is back!!! After a long hiatus from this Summer, Melissa is back in the fold!! Enjoy these Three All new Clips!! I swear her ass is definitely still the main event!! Just like the leaves from a tree, watch as she exfoliates some Farts and plops from out that chocolate ass!!! It’s looking better than ever. Tons of peeing to go along with her usual GPS action!! New collection of farts and sharts!! She’s back to defend her crown as the best booty around!! In one clip even enjoy as another girl comes in to exfoliate as well!!! Fall is here, and Melissa is making sure that the leaves aren’t the only thing dropping that’s brown and green!!
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Zelda has had quite a month!! She has sent me some of the FUNKIEST clips I have seen thus far on this site (Peep her new Anal adventure with a slave!). She also sent in these great new toilet treats as well! Enjoy as she puts that sexy ass and asshole of hers nice and close behind the bowl in the first two scenes. Man can this girl shit!! Then Enjoy a delicious finale as she struts in her sexy nurse outfit. Then enjoy as she shakes that beautiful ass in front her mirror, smacking and teasing you with it before bending over nice and wide and dropping a hot one right in front the camera while squatted. Enjoy as she spreads her cheeks nice and wide to let the logs fall onto the bag. Then enjoy as she strips and shows off her tits as well! A wonderful EFRO trip from on of my Favorites!! Zelda is easily top 5 right now!!
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Sydnee is back with a Hot New Release!! And Release is exactly what she did, all over the shower!! She had to shit all day, and she held it in just so she could explode nice a freaky just for you!! This is a regular routine for adult stars like Sydnee Capri to clean their assholes out before an anal scene. Not everyone Likes to Keep It FUNKY and get shit on their dicks!! lol!! But Just for you she held it in and decided to make a show out of it just for you!! Enjoy as she squirts out brown liquid shit from a bunch of angles before hovering to release a bunch of Booty Mcnuggets!! Then enjoy as she zooms in nice an close as she releases some golden reign in the shower along with her pussy juice!! She ain’t done yet, enjoy as she squirts out some more runny shit. Looks like she has a few more Nuggets stuck up her ass. Enjoy as she digs up in there and pulls out a nugget just for you!! Inspect it as she holds it in her hand in front the camera!!! She even smells and shows off her shitty fingers as well!! She has made a complete fucking mess in the shower at this point!! Still not done, she goes and grabs her dildo to play with her asshole some more and also takes and enema. ENjoy as she digs deep with her glass dildo while shooting out more booty juice at the same time!! Sydnee is back to prove without a doubt she is the FUNKIEST lady in the game!!
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My girl Ms Andretti was the surprise returnee of 2017!! I am so happy this one hitta quitta is back for more!! Enjoy her POV action as she continues to take you “behind the scenes” from when she enters the bathroom to wipe and flush! Two Great new clips to add to her collection!
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Guess Who’s Back!!! Ebony Jewel is back on the scene this month at Ladies Keeping It Funky!! Enjoy these two new clips she just did on Halloween. Enjoy as she shows off her sexy nurse costume before sitting down to take a (quiet) Dump POV style. Then she got the urge to unleash the FUNK for real that she is famous for in the second scene!! Enjoy this nice new treat from easily one of the best asses I’ve ever seen!!! She make me wanna spend a whole check!! Correction – I HAVE spent a whole check on that ass!!! Ebony Jewel is back and just as sexy as ever!!
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My Homegirl Sable is back with three great new clips!! Enjoy as she squats and spreads in the first scene. Then enjoy two runny scenes behind that. This 6 foot tall ebony stallion really unleashes some nice loads in each scene. Enjoy as she continues to pique my curiosity!!
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Zelda is Taking it to new levels in 2017!!! Enjoy as this delicious Goddess allows a lucky slave to worship her Brown Eye nice and up close!! He's admired it for a few years now and she has finally deemed this scum worthy of being sat on!! Enjoy as she sits down on this clown and lets him get a good whiff!! After all that smothering, enjoy as she spanks and paddles this slave for being the bad boy he is!! Goddess Zelda is merciless. Enjoy seeing this new side of her!!!
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Queen Bee is back with another sexy ASSault on her toilet bowl!!! Enjoy As she drops FUNKY loads in three scenes. One from extreme closeup behind the bowl. Then another nice rearview angle. In the finale enjoy as she takes a smoking poop break after she gets home from work. Enjoy a hilarious convo with her boyfriend as she has a recap of her day. He wants her to do him a favor but she tells him she is too busy “taking a Boo-boo”! Some wonderful logs and wonderfull view of this sexy ladies sexy physique!!
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Smoking Redd Is back with another great intimate Smoke Session!! Looks like she has been backed up for a few days….Smoking is a natural diuretic, enjoy as she has a nice smoke session and conversation. Enjoy as she crosses her sexy legs and wiggles her toes in front the camera while having an intimate conversation with you as you sit right in front of her. She decides the topic of the day is her bathroom experiences. She talks about how it feels when it’s coming out. Smoking Redd chastises girls who are “Shameful Shitters”. She ain’t holding it – she will shit anywhere!! She will shit at your friends house, your house, at a 5 star restaurant – she don’t give a damn!! Enjoy her smoke tricks as she French inhales and more!! She even talks about the best and worst times to take a dump!! Speaking of time, about halfway in she gets the relief she was looking for!! Enjoy as she finally explodes with some runny mudbutt action!! No Action shown in this one, but she does show the FUNKY aftermath!!
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Queen Bee is back with her second set of clips!!! This Rookie Is back with another great collection of clips!! She really shows off that sexy body of hers in these new clips. Enjoy as she begins with some quick peeing clips. She saves the best for last as she takes a dump while talking to her boyfriend in the next room! Enjoy as she shuts the door for a little privacy and to allow you some sneak peeks at that sexy ass of hers!! She saves the best for last as she unloads a quick outburst in the finale. This girls Body is gonna drive me crazy!! Sexy skin, nice phat ass, and some nice tits as well!
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I swear I wasn’t joking when I say the cast of Ladies Keeping It Funky is like Game Of Thrones. I try to tell folks don’t lock in on one specific lady as she could be gone at any moment!! As most of my ladies (famous porn stars excluded) are 100% real women with real lives, MANY come and go. For whatever reasons. Because they get tired of it, or in some cases they just disappear. Some are gone forever – I try not to burn bridges, but sometimes there are BAD breakups, and sometimes some Ladies genuinely just can’t be located. Take for example Today’s Returnee Ms Andretti!
Ms Andretti is a sexy PAWG Italian Cutie that popped up one Christmas Three years ago looking to make a little extra holiday money. She only did two clips and POOF!! She was gone (or should I say “POOP!! She was Gone! lol). I was always hoping to get more clips from her as folks didn’t really get to see much of her both literally and figuratively speaking. Anyways a week ago I get a surprise email from her asking “Are you still looking for videos?” I was honestly shocked!! Some of the return FUNKY ladies are ones I have personally tracked down that actually responded. Ms Andretti is the first to actually track me back down after such a long hiatus! Well not only is she back she is thicker than ever and with a vastly improved camera!! Enjoy her FUNKY reintroduction in a collection of farts, sharts and finally two ploptastic up close scenes!! She is still getting her bearings straight but she is a fast learner and has even more clips on deck behind this one!! That ass of hers is nice and plump now too!! She has only gotten thicker in the three years since I last saw her and mainly in the place that I like – that Azz!! Enjoy her FUNKY reintroduction!!
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Three years into this and I got to reminiscing!! Aaah The Memories!! Enjoy The very first compilation I did back in 2014 of all my Original Funkyladies from my old site – but now a new low price!! Nearly 30 mins of classic clips Of my original favorite ladies. Contains the Topsellers Margaritavillan Bombs and Explosions, Melissa’s Public Toilet Adventures Continued, Lady Aria’s Dayum That Ass! Lil Stink’s Morning Relief, Francesca Gabriella’s Tits and Sh!ts Pt 2, Mz Maria Droppin Solids, and last but not least Ms D’s Squattin and Fartin. Seven Clips and nearly 30 minutes of action all in one!! Oldies for some, but brand new classics for those that just found out about us here on Scatshop!! Also at an even lower clip than on the other stores at only $16.99 for nearly 30 minutes of classics!!
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In the Past two months, I have Introduced you to more new FUNKY ladies than anytime since my first year on scatshop in 2015!!! This years class is the best assemblage of talent yet!!! Enjoy This nearly 20 minute collection of clips from all the new ladies just introduced to you on this site!!! Up First is the lovely thickumz Honey Gramz!! Enjoy a quick unreleased Bubbleguts clip before she returns to drop the in a second clip. Then up next is Queen B with a quick ploppage. Then Of course is the Biggest Ass to grace the screen in 2017, Hershey Rae!! Enjoy as on of my Porn Faves blows farts and drops turds in two quick scenes. She is then followed by Goodness Gracious. Goodness Gracious has already delivered some of the GREATEST clips seen on this site in her first two months!! Enjoy a quick hovering sceen from her in this one. She is followed by the first of my Pregnant new FUNKY ladies in Berry C! Berry C is here with an unreleased new clip! Then after her is the newest sensation – Smoking Redd!!! This Tattooed hotty is Blowing up – literally!! Enjoy as she blows the bowl up in a quick clip. Last but not least is my newest recruit, the also pregnant Destiny Dream! Ms Dream!! Enjoy her well edited debut clip as she drops some other kidz in the pool!!
Enjoy all 7 of my new ladies in one wonderful clip!! If you been curious about them all – here’s a chance to see some old and new unreleased action for one low price!!
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You can call me Danish, because I’m still on a roll!! Here’s yet another new model for you to familiarize yourself with named Vanity Dream!! She’s new to this site, but no stranger to the Fetish game. She too like the young Berry C is pregnant at the moment as well. Enjoy this Nice quick dump filmed from several angles by Ms Dream. Enjoy as she gets a nice shot of her turd falling out her big ass as well! Be on the lookout for more clips from Ms. Dream in the Future!!
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New Shit – literally!!! If you haven’t been paying attention lately, I have been bringing a whole lot of new talent to the game – some are names you familiar with, some are ones you never seen before in your life, but all are new to this realm. Well I’ve outdone myself this summer!! All new ladies and ALL are smoking hot!!! This is so hot I’m putting out these new clips while on vacation down in New Orleans.
Queen Bee continues that trend. Say hello to my newest gem of a find! I have one of my newest recruits, Smoking Redd for talking her friend into doing it as well!! I swear the fine ones always travel in packs!!! Queen Bee has a body that makes me thank god I was born a man. Hell even if I wasn’t I’m sure I would still be in love with this one!!! These are her first introduction clips. She was admittedly nervous pooping on film in her first clips – some which will never see light of day as her poop was literally too shy to come out! But like all rookies, watch her learning curve grow exponentially! These are some real solid clips as she is young and eager to get started!! Enjoy as she brings a sexy mix of shakin’ and shittin’!! Two great debut clips. This one has potential to live up to that name become the queen of Ladies Keeping It Funky as she gets more comfortable behind the camera and how to record herself!!! That B must stand for Bootay – cuz man the ass on this one is oohwee!! The Titties Too! She is already top 5 physiques on LKIF in my humble opinion. As you know I love them All shapes, sizes and colors, but nothing like a thick woman! Especially one thick in all the right places!! Def be on the lookout for more and more from this ebony Queen!!
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Zelda is back with another FUNKY clip with a slave!! Enjoy as she takes a nice dump in the tub EFRO style. Then enjoy as she has a little fun with another slave of hers! Enjoy as she begins by spanking him with her paddle. Then She takes him into the bedroom and gives him the honor of smelling her shitty ass!! Enjoy as she wiggles all over his face!! A nice mix of DooDoo and Domination!!
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Billie was on her way out for a little early exercise when she felt the urge to drop a few pounds the old fashioned way!! Enjoy the nice up close shot as her heavy logs crackle and snap out her asshole! Then enjoy as she wipes and cracks jokes at the expense of her heavy turds! Lots of pee as well!
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Smoking Redd once again was having trouble pushing out a load at work. Every now and then her poop gets a little stuck!! Enjoy as she takes the time to massage that sore bootyhole of hers!! Enjoy as she massages her prostate In two separate trips. Enjoy in the first scene a front facing shot as she squats above the toilet and fingers her prostate. It works as she finally gets those turds to fall out!! Later she returns again. She props the camera behind her on the seat and gets to digging for gold again!! The way her prostate prolapses is just amazing!! She managed to pull out a bunch of sinking snakes. Another magnificent set from my most prolific model at present!!!
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Enjoy this 3rd installment of the the Top Flight Security Series!! These pics and clips were so hot she got fired for it!! Once Social Media catches a glimpse of Ms Staxxx they run wild with it!! Speaking of Running – The poop was racing to shoot out of Diva Staxxx’s 60 inch ass!!! These are my favorite two of her security dumps!! Just the way that big chocolate ass looks when she spreads nice and wide to let her loads out…..Good Grief!! I just would give anything to be her personal wiper for a day!! Diva Staxxx’s ass is one of my favorites of all time!!
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I swear I love watching Francesca take a dump…Nobody makes the same genuine facial expressions and sounds that this lovely BBW does while dropping the in the pool!! I used to swear she was acting, until I caught a whiff and an up close look at what she shitted out one time when we were together!! Good Grief!! While y’all can’t smell the HOT FUNK this woman cooks up, you can definitely take a look!!! Enjoy Three painful dumps from Francesca in these three clips. She even comments on how bad her asshole hurt!! When you see what came out of her you will understand why!!
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